punkrockula:

lucidliebestod:

nerdismee:

The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.

Two sides, both alike in anatomy,
In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.

DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR

bitch that is taRGET


Monday, October 20th  ( 37768 )

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian


Monday, October 20th  ( 39605 )

bootsnblossoms:

femininefreak:

Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014

Both by Dan Bagan

Wanna see my cry like a baby? Ask me who these women were.

Hughes’ father was beaten nearly to death by the KKK when she was a kid, and what does she do? Become an activist to try and stop that from happening to other people. She raised money to bail civil rights protesters out of jail. She helped women get out of abusive situations by providing shelter for them until they got on their feet. She founded an agency that helped women get to work without having to leave their children alone, because childcare in the 1970s? Not really a thing. In fact, a famous feminist line in the 70s was “every housewife is one man away from welfare.”

Then she teamed up with Steinman to found the Women’s Action Alliance, which created the first battered women’s shelters in history. They attacked women’s rights issues through boots on the ground activism, problem solving, and communication. They stomped over barriers of race and class to meet women where they were: mostly mothers who wanted better for themselves and their children.

These are women are who I always wanted to be.


Monday, October 20th  ( 59804 )

sexgodchadwick:

I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing


Monday, October 20th  ( 239737 )

wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words


Monday, October 20th  ( 197359 )

bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page


Monday, October 20th  ( 47772 )

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today


Monday, October 20th  ( 20633 )

legendarilyinvisible:

does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me


Monday, October 20th  ( 667076 )

onyxtriskelion:

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

image

Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

hey at least you got a different computer


Monday, October 20th  ( 856485 )

Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you reblog each other so you assume you are friends.

image


Monday, October 20th  ( 299526 )

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

Monday, October 20th  ( 160403 )

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*


Monday, October 20th  ( 157637 )

1 in 5 teenagers have thought about suicide, about 1 in 6 teenagers have made plans for suicide, and more than 1 in 12 teenagers have attempted suicide in the last year. As many as 8 out of 10 teenagers who have commited suicide tried to ask for help in some way before committing suicide. Reblog this if you’re always here to listen.

spuddychan:

hemmoanings:

depressi0n-and-sadness:

riquis:

kendrickgirlcrush:

Always

Not a question.

Forever

always.

If any of my followers are feeling down , I’ll be here for a nice chat. Always


Monday, October 20th  ( 530894 )

lolzpicx:

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Monday, October 20th  ( 224981 )

glowcloud:

*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*


Monday, October 20th  ( 15261 )